Wednesday, May 28, 2003
Buffy: Over. *sniff*
From the seriously funny Otter Nonsense.
"All great epics come to an end. The Iliad. The Odyssey. War and Peace. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Just kidding. The Tolstoy book is a ringer. Doesn't belong on this list. Too literal."
- Noel Holston, 'Pulling Up Stakes', Newsday.com, May 18, 2003.
Wisdom equals popular culture: from the mouth of Homer (Simpson).
Reporter: Don't you think it's dangerous to send civilians into space?
Homer: I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (Starts sobbing uncontrollably)
Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.
Homer: So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
[Praying heavenward]
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
For more Homeric humour visit here.
From the seriously funny Otter Nonsense.
"All great epics come to an end. The Iliad. The Odyssey. War and Peace. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Just kidding. The Tolstoy book is a ringer. Doesn't belong on this list. Too literal."
- Noel Holston, 'Pulling Up Stakes', Newsday.com, May 18, 2003.
Wisdom equals popular culture: from the mouth of Homer (Simpson).
Reporter: Don't you think it's dangerous to send civilians into space?
Homer: I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (Starts sobbing uncontrollably)
Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.
Homer: So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
[Praying heavenward]
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
For more Homeric humour visit here.
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