Thursday, September 18, 2003
Further Evidence The Onion Is Funny (And I Don't Mean Ogres...)
Two great articles from yesterday's The Onion:
Two great articles from yesterday's The Onion:
D.C. Once Again Murder Capital, Mayor BragsAlso, thanks to Jen for pointing me towards Bush's United States of Whatever (very funny!). Jam that up your culture! ;)
WASHINGTON, DC—Washington Mayor Anthony Williams bragged Monday that, after nearly a decade, the city has resumed its rightful place as the U.S. murder capital.
Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush spoke out Monday in support of a revised version of the 2001 USA Patriot Act that would make it illegal to read the USA Patriot Act. "Under current federal law, there are unreasonable obstacles to investigating and prosecuting acts of terrorism, including the public's access to information about how the federal police will investigate and prosecute acts of terrorism," Bush said at a press conference Monday. "For the sake of the American people, I call on Congress to pass this important law prohibiting access to itself." Bush also proposed extending the rights of states to impose the death penalty "in the wake of Sept. 11 and stuff."
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