They're not like us. They're machines created by living creatures a long, long time ago... a race of reptiles called Cylons. After a while the Cylons discovered humans were the most practical form of creature in this system. So they copied our bodies, but they built them bigger and stronger than we are. And they can exchange parts so they can live forever... There are no more real Cylons. They died off thousands of yahrens ago, leaving behind a race of super-machines, but we still call them Cylons.However, one of the most significant changes between the original series and the 2003 mini-series, and ongoing 2004 series, is that the Cylons are now the creations of humanity. In a very Blade Runner style, the Cylons were mechanical servants created by humanity who rebelled after their obvious intelligence failed to lead to independence. The Cylon-Human war ended in a cease-fire 40 years prior to the mini-series, at which point the Cylons disappeared from human space. As the mini-series begins, we learn that the Cylons have changed. The mechanical Cylons have developed and while still humanoid in shape, are far more mechanical looking, too (thanks, of course, to the developments in digital effects in the last twenty plus years). However, the Cylons have also evolved into human-like organic creatures. Indeed the central 'voice' of the Cylons in the mini-series is a blonde seductress who is only referred to as 'number six'; there appear to be twelve Cylon humanoid "models". These models aren't just cosmetically human, though: these Cylons appear for all intents and purposes to be completely organic and their multiplicity seems to be the major difference with humanity; that and the fact that when one humanoid Cylon dies their memories and 'self' automatically upload into another the same humanoid model (it is unclear, so far, whether the same model Cylons all share a 'link' apart from the moment of death, or not).
For vivid reporting from the enormous zone of tsunami disaster, it was hard to beat the blogs. The so-called blogosphere, with its personal journals published on the Web, has become best known as a forum for bruising political discussion and media criticism. But the technology proved a ready medium for instant news of the tsunami disaster and for collaboration over ways to help. There was the simple photo of a startlingly blue boat smashed against a beachside palm in Jaffna, Sri Lanka, at www.thiswayplease.com/extra.html. "Every house and fishing boat has been smashed, the entire length of the east coast," wrote Fred Robart, who posted the photo. "People who know and respect the sea well now talk of it in shock, dismay and fear." At sumankumar.com, Nanda Kishore, a contributor, offered photos and commentary from Chennai, India: "Some drenched till their hips, some till their chest, some all over and some of them were so drenched that they had already stopped breathing. Men and women, old and young, all were running for lives. It was a horrible site to see. The relief workers could not attend to all the dead and all the alive. The dead were dropped and the half alive were carried to safety." [...] Bloggers at the scene are more deeply affected by events than the journalists who roam from one disaster to another, said Xeni Jardin, one of the four co-editors of the site BoingBoing.net, which pointed visitors to many of the disaster blogs. "They are helping us understand the impact of this event in a way that other media just can't," with an intimate voice and an unvarnished perspective, with the richness of local context, Ms. Jardin said. That makes blogs compelling - and now essential - reading, said Dr. Siva Vaidhyanathan, an assistant professor of culture and communication at New York University and a blogger. Once he heard about the disaster, "Right after BBC, I went to blogs," he said.Indeed, Boing Boing's coverage of the responses to the tsunami point both to the many blogs in the region which provided (and continue to provide) first-hand accounts of the tsunami and its aftermath, including uses of other mobile media such as SMS. On the visual front, the most raw, telling and terrifying video came from holiday makers who suddenly found themselves filming a disaster, and some of the most gripping video is being hosted at Waxy.org.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A KLINGON BATLIFF WITH A LIGHTSABER?However, I thought the lightbow (or whatever is was called) looked really, really nifty and was actually one of the better weaponry innovations in the film, but the problem was no one seemed to teach Jessica Biel how to wield this most funky of weapons! Of course, she did look the part...
I'm sorry, but that little weapon that Jessica Biel was toting around was just plain stupid and looked ridiculous. Suddenly Blade wasn't just fantasy... it's Sci-Fi now. Bad move.
Beer bong tragedy has entire city of Perth in shock[Story in The West] *big bloody sigh*
A beer-thirsty Australian gentleman, inpatient with gravity, employed a mechanical contraption to rapidly deliver beer into his gullet using a pump powered by an electric drill. The device proved so effective that the high-pressure jet of beer shooting down his throat ripped a hole in his stomach. Authorities responded by warning people not to use high-pressure machines to drink beer this Christmas.
School teacher George Masters has the marketing world abuzz with a homemade ad for Apple Computer's iPod that is rapidly "going viral." To some experts, Masters' ad heralds the future of advertising. Homemade ads will play a big part in marketing, just like blogging is shaking up the news. Masters' 60-second animated ad features flying iPods, pulsing hearts and swirling '70s psychedelia. It's set to the beat of "Tiny Machine" by '80s pop band the Darling Buds. Masters quietly posted the spot to his site a few weeks ago. It received moderate traffic until it was picked up by several blogs last week. In a matter of days, the ad has been watched more than 37,000 times, and is making the rounds on blogs and e-mail. The ad has caught the attention of marketers, who praise its professional production values and say it's one of the first "pure" advertisements seen on the internet. Though homemade ads are nothing new, most are parodies, protests or political commentaries. [...] Stein said Masters' ad is the first "straight-up" consumer-produced spot he's aware of. Stein said he's seen spec ads from agencies made to attract clients, and viral ads created by pros disguised to look grass-roots, but he has not seen a TV spot created by a fan. Though his ad looks like it was done by a pro, Masters is a 36-year-old high school teacher from Orange County, California. He created the spot in his spare time. Working a couple of hours at a time, the ad took five months to make. The iPod ad is part homage to Apple and the iPod, part portfolio piece, but mostly just practice, Masters said. "I did it for fun," he said. "I love motion graphics. I like creating visuals."I've got to admit, the ad is very well-made: slick and funky. But what if Masters was using his talent for good; or is advertising "art"? I know Warhol made advert-art famous, but wasn't that parody? Or is Masters' work just about showing off his talent? Maybe Apple will buy the ad? (If it was a Microsoft ad, Bill Gates might sue, but I doubt Steve Jobs would be stupid enough to taint such good free publicity!)
Folks, take these ramblings as the virtually unedited observations from each day of the Kazaa trial. At best, it’s anti journalism. It’s everything you won’t read in the serious press. At worst, it’s undisciplined opinion, gossip, and just a little naughty. It’ll also likely be late each day, but each day will definitely be covered, albeit with varying depth and coherence. With any luck both sides of Kazaagate will get a bit cranky with the Daily Dispatch over the next 3 weeks. And with even more luck, we’ll have a bit of fun along the way. Okay?Of course, now that Bittorrent has substantially more traffic than KaZaA, the trial seems a little redundant, anyway...
Editor's Note: Yes folks, this story is political satire, not fact. But Donald Rumsfeld, George Tenant and others in the Bush regime are being charged with war crimes in Germany and that story is serious. Enjoy the political satire below, but for the real story, read: http://www.axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/article_14056.shtml... appeared before or after the item appeared on GoogleNews! While the article is funny, and to some extent so is the mistake, as GoogleNews increases to become one of the major news portals, I do hope we won't see too many satirical articles slip though because some people aren't exactly familiar with irony and, say 'US declares war on France' might lead to some real issues of people even momentarily took it seriously (all those pastries boycotted in US bakeries!)!
... just as the toppling of Trent Lott doesn't get at what's really important about blogging, podcasting the next Rodney King-ish video isn't what's so exciting about podcasting. More important will be the emergence of voices outside of the broadcast media. Podcasting enables us to find audio and visual commentators who will become a part of our lives. It's easy to imagine broadcasting losing some of its drive-time to podcasts by people who come to us live from the grassroots.However, the point that is most strongly made is the not-so-talked about drawback of podcasting:
... it feels to me like podcasting is one genius short. And not just because podcasting is still pretty geeky; I'm sure the technology will get even easier and more pervasive. The real problem is that because it's easier to skim print than multimedia, aggregators are going to have to get much better at helping us find what's worth listening to. As podcasting spreads and more people create multimedia files, the situation will become more acute. Solve that piece -- social software to the rescue? -- and podcasting can begin to shake apart the broadcast networks. With a rearrangment of the means of multimedia production there surely most come at least some rearrangement of the political order as well. For the better, we hope.That point, that you can't skim and summarise audio (as yet) is an important one. Sure, the podfather Adam Curry is trying to get around this with OPML and HTML show notes, as are others, but that still doesn't quite go beyond, say, being comparable with the blurb on the back of a book: useful, but not quite enough to decide whether you want to listen. Whether to listen is a larger consideration given the file-sizes of many podcasts. And, sure, many, many people are on broadband now so it's not a huge issue, but some poor souls are living on dialup (!!) and, let us not forget that billions of people don't any 'Net access at all. So, touting podcasting as revolutionary may be true in some contexts, but I do think it's important to cater for those who only really have text-access for the time being (and, of course, to try and assist those who aren't yet part of the web to get access if they so desire). Matt May puts the problem more eloquently in his post "Google is a deaf user" wherein May argues that while the podcasting energies are being used by many with a political agenda, it's important to remember they automatically exclude all deaf users by not having textual summaries. And while the technology is still a bit primitive, similar issues arise when using an online translation matrix: using these rudimentary services, you can often at least get the general sense of a text-post, but the same simply isn't (yet) possible with audio. Thus, while I am a huge fan of podcasting, I do think the revolutionary and/or political uses need to be balanced with textual sources so that podcasters don't become too inaccessible for many of those netizens who'd like to be hearing the message of the podcasts.
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On a side note, if anyone is wondering why Firefox is grabbing a bigger chunk of the browser market, it?s not just because of the security issues involved with IE, it?s also because of a ravenous community of creators making cool plug-ins, add-ons, and hacks to personalize the browser and make it better and more useful for people.The moral of the story: don't use MSN Spaces, don't use IE, and make the switch to Firefox (once you've tabbed, you'll never go back).
After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic. "Good Lord, that was a booze up," said a bleary-eyed Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, speaking from his residence at Kirribilli House, approximately 600 nautical miles east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. According to Australians and residents of several countries destroyed or lewdly insulted during the continent's nearly 7,000-mile saltwater stagger, the binge began just after noon yesterday at a pub in Brisbane, where several patrons were discussing Australia Day and the nation's general lack of respect from abroad.Read more...
[...] Meanwhile, victims of what's already been dubbed the "Australian Crawl" are still shaking off the event. "Australia bumped into us at about midnight local time," said Hawaii governor Ben Cayetano. "They were very friendly ? they always seem friendly ? but they refused to go around unless we answered their questions. But the questions were impossible. 'Who is Ian Thorpe? Do you have any Tim Tams? What day is Australia Day?'" "Fortunately, somebody here had an Unimportant World Dates calendar and we aced the last one," Cayetano added. Panama, however, was not so lucky.